Does your kid love Thomas? Tight on money?

"StoneCold" (StoneCold) 05/17/2016 at 23:02 • Filed to: None

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Make him or her a train bed. This was mine and I thought it was the greatest thing in the world.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > StoneCold 05/17/2016 at 23:03

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That is terrifying. That’s like... Thomas the Molestation Engine.

For Sweden > StoneCold 05/17/2016 at 23:07

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Thomas watches her sleep

Stef Schrader > StoneCold 05/17/2016 at 23:10

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That’s actually really, really awesome.

The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > StoneCold 05/17/2016 at 23:17

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Gonna choo, choo, chew you in your sleep.

StoneCold > Stef Schrader 05/17/2016 at 23:18

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It’s super easy to make too, since all the features are traced from things like paint cans and ten gallon buckets

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > StoneCold 05/17/2016 at 23:20

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Looks awesome... but also reminds me of this a little:

facw > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 05/17/2016 at 23:25

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Yep, “Can’t sleep, train will eat me’

C62030 > StoneCold 05/17/2016 at 23:26

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90% sure this thing was plotting to kill you

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 05/17/2016 at 23:27

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Beat me to it. Very first thing I thought of.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > StoneCold 05/17/2016 at 23:29

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Obligatory.

E92M3 > StoneCold 05/18/2016 at 00:01

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I would, but there’s no way I’m moving this AGAIN

DrJohannVegas > StoneCold 05/18/2016 at 00:42

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MrTexas > StoneCold 05/18/2016 at 01:44

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How many dead hookers did you hide under that thing growing up?

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 05/18/2016 at 02:17

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PedoTrain

DynamicWeight > StoneCold 05/18/2016 at 02:38

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If the bed is too much, I was obsessed with Thomas as a child and my mother made me a Thomas halloween costume out of a cardboard box and paint. There is an amazing picture of this at her house... some where... but I’m not there so you don’t get it.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > StoneCold 05/18/2016 at 10:25

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Holy sweet hell, I never realized how creepy Thomas is!

Although I have to say, kudos to you on making this.